I can’t sing, I can’t paint and I can’t write how I feel, so all I have left is poop to express myself. – Bobby Caputo
I’ve got to tell you something. I am a multitasker. Are you surprised? LOL So now I’ve REALLY got to tell you something… I brush my teeth while going to the bathroom. Gross right? I do NOT talk on the phone while going pee but I do brush my teeth.